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Take the headache
out of houseplant care.


A lazy girl’s guide to owning, styling, & caring for plants. Learn to grow houseplants in soil, Pon, & LECA!

Your Dream Plants, IRL

Find Variegated Alocasias and more,
grown lovingly in my licensed nursery in Madison, WI.

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Healthy Plants,
No Soil Required

Learn how to grow houseplants without the mess, pests, and hassle of potting soil by using LECA clay balls & Lechuza Pon instead!

Greenhouses for
Every Space

Follow my step-by-step tutorials to turn any IKEA cabinet into a stunning & functional indoor greenhouse for your houseplants!